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Power---Revenge---Money---Destruction
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Welcome to Evil Bastards,the organization that put the E in evil!!! We enjoy watching people suffer, almost as much as we enjoy inflicting suffering of every variety. If you are a bible banger,suck butt,Dudley Doo Right type; I think you should lick our collective scrotums clean and then leave here at a high rate of speed. If you're the type that enjoys gratuitous violence,sex,greed,etc.you definitely have come to the right place! Our credo"power,revenge, money and destruction" is of course anarchistic in nature. We vehemently desire the complete destruction of all civillizations,in order for our group to take over and rule the world(dare to dream!). Twice in every generation, we go on recruiting missions to find those worthy of membership in our organization. Are you a weakass,grovelling little worm? Or is it just possible that you have attained a level of evilness, which is compatible with us? We don't advocate violent overthrow of the government,we don't have to. That will happen all on it's own. We simply adhere to a philosophy of "Only the strong and most ruthless,shall inherit the earth".If you have what it takes to dominate,oppress and conquer then we will contact you and allow you to join our little group of evil doers. We're not looking for the blunt moronic evil types, we want the subtle,intelligent ones. Although, if you possess excellent physical prowess we can also use you as soldiers when civilization eventually crumbles into dust....
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Survey:Do you have what it takes?
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The following is a survey designed to analyse your answers in order to better ascertain just how potentially evil you are. If you are qualified we will invite you to become one of us. If not we will just beat you up and take your lunch money! Send the finished survey to: Resident : 10907 Welsh Hill Rd. S.W. Frostburg,Md. 21532 for evaluation by the head Evil Bastard. Enclose a $10.00 membership fee (cash only,yeah like we'd accept a check from your ass!);also include a self addressed stamped envelope and your E-mail address to us. If we decide to turn you down,we will send your money back after pissing on it,so you better amuse us! Ok applicant here's your questions: (1) When you see a Nun walking by, do you get an overwhelming urge to trip her? (2)What does, don't get mad get even mean to you? (3)What is more important than material wealth? (4)Who is superior to you? (5) War, what is it good for? (6) Do you have any knowledge of homemade poisens,bombs or weapons? (7) If not, are you willing to learn? (8)The things I hate the most are? (9)To induce suffering, I would? (10)To induce vomitting, I would? Alright,go to it numbnuts! If you're really bad you get in (as long as you don't forget all the things we requested).
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Don't Waste Your Time, Being A Member of a Dying Herd!
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Here are a few of my favorite things: Vomit,Roadkill,Beer,Sex,Money,Power,The Word Vagina(I like how it rolls off my tongue,no pun intended!),Fire,News Stories about serial killers,weapons,cheesecake,death,destruction,dimemberment and pain to others.................
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